Tuesday, 11 March 2014

7 REASONS FOR BUTTER CHICKEN TO BE ELECTED AS THE PRIME MINISTER

1. Butter chicken spreads happiness.
2. Butter chicken won't ever be a part of any scams ( I'm not really sure about garam masala scams, though ).
3. Butter chicken would never discriminate against a particular sect/community/caste/section of the society because butter chicken loves everybody equally! ( and mostly because it can't see ).
4. Butter chicken is efffiinnnn amaaaziiiinggggg!
5. Voting would be absolutely unbiased because everybody loves (butter) chicken (Vegetarians love chickens, too! Um..they fight for their rights..?)
    
(^Okay, I'm not really sure if I'm making a good case here, but you get the point, right? )
6. Because of ^ that, butter chicken would win the elections.
7. Damn, 6 reasons aren't enough for you? Petulant folks.-.-

Oh, by the way, did I mention that I absolutely LOOOOVE butter chicken?

To all the vegetarians and the vegans out there! I love you guys! And I love capsicum!
Please don't kill me? Kthanks.

4 comments:

  1. Butter Chicken won't go on a Dharna either.

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  2. Modi better beware coz the butter chicken is going to give u a bitter time:)

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  3. What if someone out there eat our beloved butter chicken
    Espically Chinese
    Concerned vegan;)

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  4. just because of so many lovers of our delicious PM , a Z++ class security would be required.. :)

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