Tuesday, 25 March 2014

5 MOST COMMONLY MISUSED PHRASES/WORDS

5. “We’re dating”:
    
“Yes, we’ve been dating for five years. And we’re getting married tomorrow”.

Dating: Of a couple, to be in the early stages of a relationship where they go out on dates to find out what each other is like, as a prelude to actually being a fully fledged couple.

Soo..yea ^five years, a bit too long to ‘date’?



4. “Oh shit*S*”:
      
Something goes wrong and there I go, “Oh shits”. That’s right! Not one piece of shit, but a lot of faeces. A hell lot.



3. “(S)He proposed me” (and not proposed to me) :

Proposal: An offer of marriage.

Apparently, when someone ‘proposes (to) you’, they ask you out.
Better yet! “Usne mujhe propose maara!What, is it a brick?!



2.  “We are in an ‘open’ relationship”:
     
Yep. We’re in a relationship. We’re SO into each other. And we trust each other, so much so, that we’ve made it official. That’s right! We’ve put it up on Facebook! (aww!) And we won’t EVER cheat on each other. Like EVER”.

Open relationship: A relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can't exactly promise that they won't see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people.



1.  “We’re friends with benefits”:
    
“We’re like BFFs. And we love each other. Like, totally! She does my nails and I do her hair.OMG. We’re friends with benefits! Yay us!”


Friends with Benefits: Two friends engaging in coitus without getting emotionally involved.

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