1.
Never go to a bookstore in Port Angeles. (You
might end up getting raped)
2.
Never get infatuated with the hot, sparkly guy
in your class (chances are he’ll invite you over for dinner for..er..with his
family on the very first date)
3.
Never go and research on that hot, sparkly guy.
There are some things that you might not wanna know.(And mostly because you
should have a life!)
4.
Don’t fall in love with a vampire.
5.
Don’t let a werewolf fall in love with you.
6.
Make sure 4. And 5. happen because if they
don’t, you’re in for a war (quite literally!)
7.
If you do fall in love with your vampire guy,
make sure you don’t go to his place for your birthday.(You might end up being
the birthday dinner)
8.
I’m assuming you’ve fallen in love with your vampire
guy. Now, if the werewolf guy is hot, go and cheat on your vampire guy with him
and then blame it on the hormones. Better yet, blame your vampire boyfriend for
messing with your feelings. He will apologize. Win/win.
9.
Don’t ask your vampire boyfriend why he’s in
love with you. (Trust me, you don’t want to know.)
10.
Never sleep with a vampire. You’ll be spineless.
Literally.
Bonus lesson: Somebody(a potential predator)
breaking into your house in the middle of the night just to watch you sleep is NOT
romantic. You might think it is, but it’s not.
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