Tuesday, 17 June 2014

WHY FOOD IS BETTER THAN PEOPLE.




1.    No expectations.

2.    No demands.

3.    You never owe your food anything, except for maybe, a pinch of salt.

4.    Your butter chicken would never cheat on you with your chhole bhature behind your back.

5.    It’s never ‘complicated’ with samosas. You either like em or you don’t.

6.    You can share all your secrets with your pasta, for you’re going to finish it off soon.

7.    You can tell your food about your feelings without the fear of being rejected, you wouldn’t be turned down. Ever.

8.    You can have fun with more than one chicken legs at the same time and your wings won’t seem to mind at all!

9.    You can save some pizza for the morning! (*wink*)

10.  It’s just not possible to pick a fight with your beloved, unless of course, it’s tinda.-.-

11.  Food doesn’t argue, it listens.

12.  No ego clashes.

13.  You’ll never get stood up on a date with your cheesecake. Ever.

14.  You can always keep your options open.


15.  Your food loves you unconditionally, no matter how pathetic you are..I mean..I love you, you reader! Leave a comment!:D

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