Thursday, 15 May 2014

TEN LESSONS THAT CHILDHOOD GAMES TAUGHT ME


1.       HIDE N SEEK:
How to hide from that one person who keeps on following you everywhere, or maybe..that sore ex. Ouch.


2.       PAKADAN PAKDAI:
How to snatch food from everyone’s lunch box and never get caught.


3.       DUMB CHARADES:
How to tell your friend sitting across the room, about the hot guy sitting to her right or the bitchy girl sitting to her left or the hot girl sitting to your right.


4.       GALLERY:
Mind your own bloody business. No need to step into strangers' gardens..er..galleries.


5.       KHO KHO:
How to hit and run.


6.       STAPOO:
Take baby steps. Don’t take long leaps if you’re not sure.


7.       GHAR GHAR:
How to be the perfect Indian bride. Uh.


8.       RING A RING O ROSES:
Falling might feel good because everything and everybody around you is good and you’re laughing, but you can’t completely refute the idea that it might hurt your ass tomorrow. Big time.


9.       LANGDI TAANG:
If you don’t stand up on your own feet, people are going to run away from you. (Deep shit, bruh!)


10.   BLIND MAN:

If you don’t see things clearly, a lot of people are going to distract you and use it to their advantage. And the ones who do try to help you won’t be properly acknowledged because they’re already out.( Again. Deep shit, bruh!)


P.S.- Yes, I'm a 90s kid.:D

Saturday, 10 May 2014

THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BIRTHDAYS

5. CAKE:
    Preferably at someone else’s expense.


4. FOOD:
    Should be at your own expense. If it isn't, well..
    Tsk..tsk..
    Don’t be a b*tch and get those Gandhiji’s babies out.^_^


3. GIFTS:
    Hopefully.


2. LOUVE:
     So much louve pouring in from everywhere! EVERYBLOODYWHERE.


1. CAKE:
     Oh, wait. Have I mentioned this before?
     But oh, well. Cake.:3


Oh, and here's a picture of Emma Watson:-
Oh, and one for the ladies, too:-




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Thursday, 8 May 2014

Dineout to the Rescue. A chat with Vivek Kapoor (Co-Founder, www.dineout.co.in)

Courtesy: http://foodartfashion.com/

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Vivek Kapoor, Co-Founder- dineout.co.in
This one’s for all those who wish to get themselves and their loved ones a good ‘Dineout’ experience, but just haven’t  had the time (or are feeling just too lazy :P) to explore their options.
So..we got talking to Vivek Kapoor, one of the four co-founders of Dineout (Ankit Mehrotra, Sahil Jain, Nikhil Bakshi – the other three) about their journey, challenges and more..but what we did discover along the way was that this is one man who absolutely ‘lowes’ the team that he’s a part of. (Aww! ^_^)

What prompted the idea?
Okay, I had been sailing for ten years (Vivek was in the merchant navy before this. Wow.) So, what I noticed, by travelling in the developed parts of the world, was that services like these were pretty common in other parts of the world and there was nothing like this here in India. So, we thought why not bring something like this? It was a fresh concept for the people here and the scalability of the concept was clearly visible.
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Had you always wanted to be an entrepreneur or the idea just hit you along the way?
Look.  I had always dreamt of starting something up and being my own boss but well, inhibitions and the fear of failure can really disrupt your thinking at times! Technically, I was almost the last one to be joining the team (laughs). Initially, I was just a friend helping out his friends, but well, here I am now! Ankit, Sahil and Nikhil had already plunged into the idea wholeheartedly.

Tell us about the challenges that you’ve had to face along the way.
Well, like every other start up, we’ve had our share of adversities, too. Since, the four of us come from a professional background where words like ‘commitment’ and ‘punctuality’ and ‘professionalism’ were running in our blood. But coming to Delhi was a real eye opener. We’ve had days where we’ve had to wait for hours even after taking appointments; we’ve come across situations where we’ve been told that a certain job would be accomplished within a certain allotted time, only to be deeply disappointed. The deadlines and commitments were mostly never met by the other parties. So, it was a cultural shock for us!

TimesCity acquired you recently. How does it feel?
You know how they say,” the best things happen to those who wait”? Yeah, I’ve started believing in that now!
Well we had been approached by a few who wanted to invest in us, but, as you know, it is very important for a start up to join hands with the appropriate fund house. And withTimesCity we knew, that the amount of expertise, mentorship and market presence would be huge. The platform that timescity gives dineout is immensely strategic, in terms of our technology vision, brand presence and business growth, which is exactly what the doctor ordered.  After all it is the biggest media house in the country and has enough fuel to boomerang us to a level that we would have reached maybe, three or four years down the line. In addition, there was a lot of synergy between our services, so it is surely a step in the right direction.
How can YOU relate with the idea?
Well, Dineout is all about exploring new dining experiences and, personally, I get bored of visiting the same places again and again. So, yeah, because Dineout lets you explore new places where you can explore the best cuisines, lounges and dining experiences, I think this is one area where I can relate with the idea.

What, according to you, would be the most awkward dine-out experience?
A much awaited occasion. A special night. A dine out that you’ve dreamt of for so long. And what are you exposed to? No seats available. Or you have to wait for what seems like an eternity for your food. That’d be awkward. Dineout eliminates such situations. Just sayin.
Also, going out with your current and bumping into your ex with her/his current. Awwwkkkwaardd.

What are you working on currently?
Well, we’re working to build technology for our partner restaurants. We wish to embellish the already user friendly system. We’re trying to build a tech product that helps promote and market our partner restaurants in the most cost effective manner and one that shows a direct return on investment to the restaurants.

What would be the dream for Dineout?
No diner experience should be complete if Dineout is not a part of it.
Bacardi without coke = Dining experience without Dineout
THAT would be the dream.

What do you think is the most important deal for a successful venture?
Team! A good idea is important but a good idea is nothing without good execution. And efficient execution is impossible without a good team. If you can muster a team to which you can entrust everything, things become a lot easier. There are going to be obstacles, of course, but the very idea of your teammates having your back puts you at ease and helps you overcome those with a lot more efficacy.

The best part about working for Dineout?
The team, again! The four of us- we’ve been friends since Kindergarten! So, you can imagine the comfort space that we share with each other. I think we have such a friendly atmosphere that it makes working an absolute pleasure!

Rapid Fire:-
Dineout- Passion.
Food- North Indian.
Vivek- Focussed.
Travelling- Introspection.
Interviews- Fun!

Message to young entrepreneurs..
It’s tough. It sure as hell is tough. When you begin the journey, you’ll have to face a lot of hardships, but that shouldn’t stop you from working on your dream. If wherever it is that you are today is better than where you were yesterday, just know that you’re on the right path. Keep going.

P.S.- They offer heavy discounts! :P
Soo..click here NOW:-)

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

SHOP YOUR WAY THROUGH THE STREETS OF DELHI

Pamper yourself with some great fashionable clothes, footwear and accessories which won’t just appeal to your closet, but your wallet would seem to like it, too!
Yes, AwkwardPanda is all set to take you through the street markets of Delhi. WE will tell you where that place is where you can shop for the perfect LBD that you’ve been ogling at the &))$&@ showroom, the perfect pair of pumps that you’ve been dreaming about but alas! Dearest mommy won’t give you your pocket money in advance. Well, worry no more, reader..er..shopper! 

STOP 1:- Kamla Nagar Market

This is the hub place for (apologies for generalizing) the Delhi University students. If you wish to grab all the eyeballs in the college and wish to be labelled as the diva (that too, within your budget), you might want to get off here. Apart from the latest entries into the fashion world (not so much with the brands, of course :P), you’ll also be able to fetch yourself some lip smacking food items.

STOP 2:- Sarojini Nagar Market

This market is not just famous for the clothes and the shoes but for the variety of accessories that this market has to offer, be it the heavy jhumkas that you need to pull off with that salwaar kameez that you’ve been planning to wear to the college, or the saucy neckpiece for the sundress, or well, just simple plain earrings to go with the formal attire – this place has got it all!

STOP 3:- Janpath Market

Be it the ‘Deepika Padukone’ pants, the ‘Sonam Kapoor’ skirt or the ‘Priyanka Chopra’ shirt, you’ll get it all here. Venders would literally be shouting it out: “Deepika Padukone ne Cocktail mein aisa hi dress pehna tha, madamji”. First price: 950 rupees only, madamji.
*After about 15 minutes of bargaining*: “Dekho madamji, sirf aapke liye special price, 150 rupees only! Par aur kisi ko mat bolna”. Yep, to all the broke college students (future Deepikas and Priyankas) out there, this is the place to be!


STOP 4:- Lajpat Nagar Market

This one’s my personal favourite! Not just because of the variety of clothing (Indian AND western), footwear and the accessories (especially the handbags!) that it has to offer, but because of the food! YES!
Give your taste buds a good treat. Lajpat Nagar market is also famous for the momos wali aunty that runs a stall right at the entrance of the market (Really! You can NOT go ahead without tasting those!) and the paani puri and oh! The best one- Chinese chaat!



So, dear shopper, whenever you set your foot out to go shopping, the next time, DO refer to this catalogue and you’ll know just the right place to go to!

Friday, 2 May 2014

FIVE COMPLAINTS PARENTS NEVER GET TIRED OF MAKING

(Especially if you’re brown)

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1.     Number laya kar puttar!
Now, this is something that never ends. You score 60%, it obviously isn’t good. They ask you to score 70%. You score 70%, they ask you to score 80% and so on. BUT. Even if it’s 99.9% that you score, “ek number kahan kat gaya beta?”
There’s just no pleasing them!

Excuse: “We just want to see you get better and better”


2.     Bade ho jao.
Whether it’s Doraemon that you’re watching or that comic book you’re reading or maybe you’re just sitting and acting all goofy, you must have to listen to this one dialogue. And no, it’s not necessary that whatever it is that you’re doing is bothering them in any way, but it is.

Excuse: “We want to see you grow as a person”

3.     Bachche ho, bachche banke raho.
Okay, someone PLEASE tell me what category I fall into- the child or the adult?!
For the last 19 years of my existence, I haven’t been able to figure out what it is that I am to my parents. One moment, they expect me to act like a kid and the very next, they want me to be old and mature enough to be able to counsel a married couple.

Excuse: “Beta, humare liye aap humesha humare bachche hi rahoge”

4.     Badtameez kahin ka!
You might just be putting your point across, but NO! Apparently, tum zubaan chala rahe ho!
And of course, if they’re putting their point across, they’re just putting their point across J (Even if the ‘point’ is a jhaadoo or a chappal)

Excuse: “We’re grooming you as a person”

5.     TV mat dekh/Internet pe mat baith/Phone pe baat mat kar/Party pe mat ja
You might be done with each and every ounce of your homework, revision, test studies, extra reading affairs, B.Tech entrance preparation, MBA preparation, PhD thesis, senator speech, but NO! Don’t do it! They would find SOMETHING that you haven’t done yet, be it physical exercise, cleaning up your room, or arranging your library. And if you’ve been the ideal kid to have done it all, let me burst your bubble, there would STILL be something that’s missing. Your shaadi’s preparations, maybe!

Excuse: “You’re wasting your time. You should be utilizing it, doing something productive”

Soo..well. Whatever it is that you do, they would always find a loophole or a counter argument. Always.:P

But despite that, they really love us. Like really. J


(^Mother calling. Kbye.)

DISCLAIMER: This post might contain what-might-seem-offensive contents, but none whatsoever was intended.

Aaand I love my parents. Just sayin' :P