SWITCH YOUR JOBS, PLEASE!

                             

         

                                                                                                              

The ability to communicate with one’s own people with pure efficacy is rare. So is the ability to put your point across with conviction with the help of the very respectable media spokespersons. Such should be the qualities possessed by the Prime Minister of the nation. According to the Indian constitution, the Prime Minister is the de-facto leader of the cabinet, which calls for a person to be able to possess great leadership skills and the integrity to commit to something and then accomplish the task. With a hint of self sufficiency, (s)he should also be able to make his/her presence felt.

Ms Sawant sure does know how to use the multimedia in her favour. Mr. Singh, on the other hand, well...:P

So, what we suggest is:-

Mr Singh, you’d be better off in Ms Sawant’s shoes..er..stilettos because this lady needs to give her vocal chords a rest.

And Ms Sawant, please take up the job because lady! You sure can talk!

5 MOST COMMONLY MISUSED PHRASES/WORDS

5. “We’re dating”:

    

“Yes, we’ve been dating for five years. And we’re getting married tomorrow”.

Dating: Of a couple, to be in the early stages of a relationship where they go out on dates to find out what each other is like, as a prelude to actually being a fully fledged couple.

Soo..yea ^five years, a bit too long to ‘date’?

4. “Oh shit*S*”:

      

Something goes wrong and there I go, “Oh shits”. That’s right! Not one piece of shit, but a lot of faeces. A hell lot.

3. “(S)He proposed me” (and not proposed to me) :

Proposal: An offer of marriage.

Apparently, when someone ‘proposes (to) you’, they ask you out.

Better yet! “Usne mujhe propose maara!” What, is it a brick?!

2.  “We are in an ‘open’ relationship”:

     

“Yep. We’re in a relationship. We’re SO into each other. And we trust each other, so much so, that we’ve made it official. That’s right! We’ve put it up on Facebook! (aww!) And we won’t EVER cheat on each other. Like EVER”.

Open relationship: A relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can't exactly promise that they won't see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people.

1.  “We’re friends with benefits”:

    

“We’re like BFFs. And we love each other. Like, totally! She does my nails and I do her hair.OMG. We’re friends with benefits! Yay us!”

Friends with Benefits: Two friends engaging in coitus without getting emotionally involved.

TOP 10 STREET FOOD DESTINATIONS IN DELHI

We really care about the foodie that resides inside of you and hence, we’ve taken a stroll through the city to get to you the best street food destinations that the capital has to offer.

Disclaimer: The blog does not hold any responsibility if your washrooms get overused due to the overconsumption of spices. It’s the sole responsibility of the eater!

                                                                                                                      

10) BOMBAY BHELPURI-  The Bombay Bhelpuri stall situated at South Extension 2. If you want bhelpuri in the typical Aamchi Mumbai style, this is the place to be!

9) DINESH KACHORIWALA- This stall has been run by three generations and steaming hot plate of kachori sabzi will only back you a mere 15 bucks!

8) MOMOS- The momos wali aunty runs a stall just at the entrance of the Lajpat Nagar market. Seriously, you just can’t start your shopping spree until you give yourself a good momo treat!

7) MANOHAR JAPANI SAMOSE WALA- Talking about street food and not mentioning Chandni Chowk, are we?  The Manohar Japani Samose Wala’s samose will take you to another world! It’s not just a samosa, it’s a stack of aloo-matar-masala wrapped in true (foodie) love!

6) NAND DI HATTI-  The shop is situated in Sadar Bazaar. And this place has got everything! You name it! Chhole Bhature, Bread Pakora, Moong Dal Halwa and what not and that too, for minimal prices!

5) JUGAL KISHORE RAMJI LAL- This place has got a lot to offer you but it specialises in fruit chaat. Seriously, try it out here and you won’t ever like anything better!

4) BITTOO TIKKI WALA- This guy started out as a cart seller and now has franchises all over the town! A perfect mix of the aloo tikki, papri,meethi chutney and the pudina chutney. The sorcery lies in the perfect proportion of the spices that blend to give you the perfect set of aloo tikki and papri.

3) CHACHE DI HATTI-  Got a sweet tooth? THIS is the place to be! Thandi Rasmalai, Garam Gulabjamun, Kulfi Faluda, Gajar Halwa, Moong Dal Halwa, Motichoor Laddoo, Jalebi yada yada yada. Each and every kind of dessert that the Indian subcontinent has ever come up with will be available here. It’s like paradise in a bowl!

2) SALIM’S KAKORI ROLL- It was situated in Khan Market earlier but, is now, situated in Defence Colony. The Kakori roll just melts in the mouth and you don't even need to chew!

Aaand, beating every other street food corner in the capital by a single gram of Garam Masala, the next one has been coronated as the King of Street Food places..

*Drumrolls*

1) SITARAM DIWAN CHAND- Situated in Pahar Ganj, this place will give you the Chhole Bhature that you’ve been waiting for throughout your life. It’s like all kinds of spices that have ever been discovered coming together to give you the time of your life in one bloody plate! Honestly, your life will change after you eat here, trust me!

THAT KNOCK ON THE DOOR

    

Once upon a time, in name-this-land, lived a young girl, named Anya. Her mother worked as a labourer. The mother worked her guts out to make two ends meet, yet she let her darling daughter think of herself as no less than a princess.

One fine evening, Anya was waiting for her mother right behind the porch, like she always did. Her stomach aching, she hadn’t had anything to eat since morning. Amma will come home and feed me, she thought. The legs of the clock ticked and tocked, the demons inside her cried out for roti, but Amma never came.

Anya’s eyes were now getting heavy, the demons were dying down, when suddenly..there was a knock on the door. The adrenaline rushed off throughout her body. A wide smile spread across her pale face and the blood rushed in to fill her cheeks, which complemented her pale blue eyes beautifully. Amma’s here!, she thought to herself. She stood up instantly and rushed to get the door. She was ecstatic. She will feed me roti now, she thought. As for a child, her senses lingered on for the heavenly fragrance of roti more than they did for a glimpse of Amma. She ran off to the door, only to set her eyes on a silhouette. The silhouette was now walking towards her. She raced her eyes through the shadow to trace the figure of whoever it was. It was more than a silhouette now, the lantern defined the shadow amazingly to give her a humanly shape. Anya checked her hands. Something hit her inside. There was no roti. She rushed her eyes to trace the features of her face. Those green eyes seeking shelter in the heavy set of eye lashes, those white lips which were half an inch away from the deep scar on her right cheek- Anya didn’t recognise those. She froze. She didn’t know who she was. She was scarred, and not just physically. Horror oozed out of her eyes. She meant no harm to her, but she walked inside the house. Anya was now petrified. Adrenaline rushed in, like it had a few minutes ago, for a different set of reasons, though. She couldn’t stand her gaze, and before she could even gather her wits about her to say anything, she collapsed on the floor.

They rushed her to the hospital. “She’s suffering from xenophobia”, the doctors said.

Please leave in your comments and tell us how YOU decipher this!

7 REASONS FOR BUTTER CHICKEN TO BE ELECTED AS THE PRIME MINISTER

1. Butter chicken spreads happiness.

2. Butter chicken won't ever be a part of any scams ( I'm not really sure about garam masala scams, though ).

3. Butter chicken would never discriminate against a particular sect/community/caste/section of the society because butter chicken loves everybody equally! ( and mostly because it can't see ).

4. Butter chicken is efffiinnnn amaaaziiiinggggg!

5. Voting would be absolutely unbiased because everybody loves (butter) chicken (Vegetarians love chickens, too! Um..they fight for their rights..?)

    

(^Okay, I'm not really sure if I'm making a good case here, but you get the point, right? )

6. Because of ^ that, butter chicken would win the elections.

7. Damn, 6 reasons aren't enough for you? Petulant folks.-.-

Oh, by the way, did I mention that I absolutely LOOOOVE butter chicken?

To all the vegetarians and the vegans out there! I love you guys! And I love capsicum!

Please don't kill me? Kthanks.

WHY PANDAS?

Pandas are cute when they eat, sleep, sneeze and even when they poop! They eat bamboos, yet they're so chubby! Isn't that weird? I mean..I'm not saying that chubby people are weird. We're all amazing, irrespective of our race, gender, caste etc. We're all of different shapes and sizes, yet beautiful in our own little ways. Go chubby people! Yayy!
Um..pandas are cute. Right. Extremely cute!

And here's a video of a cat:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2at9X4QZJo&hd=1

You're welcome! ^.^